dont be ridiculous.
come on wayne, everyone knows the william,
is the absolute best of the best.
you gonna regret saying that, mr wayne. just look at my huge, shiny package.
anytime now. feel that drip of water?
it isnt rain. it's drool from the sheer awesome.
ahh. and to the anonymous blogger/tagger/foibaoifboswe.
the internet is a great mask, isnt it?
since you "will not deny" what you posted,
i dont think it's a far cry from placing your name up there.
afterall, what're you afraid of?
it's funny to think you actually removed the post.
you know, elmo likes shanking masculine canines.
imagine his face when he realises you arent male!

just own up.
did i mention he knows where you live?

he and his friends,
elmo will have other uses for canis lupus familiaris la femelle. (broken otherlanguage)
be wise.
grow balls.
:D!